It's Just A Joke

Dad was driving to work yesterday and called mom.

Dad: "What do you call a cow with no legs?"

Mom: Panicking. Trying to picture a cow with no legs. Knowing dad was driving on the back roads where there are lots of cows. Trying to figure out how hard dad would have had to hit a cow to knock all of its legs off. Now really Panicking.

Mom: "Did you hit a cow?"

Dad: Laughing. "No I didn't hit a cow. It's a joke."

Mom: Very relieved dad didn't actually hit a cow.

Dad: "ground beef"